Do you not see my comment? Q. In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. if you dumb-a^^ed barney haters want to waste your d^mn time sh^^tin' on that reptile, do me a favor an' blow your f^^ked up brains out. Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!! I hate you, you hate me. (P.S., were 5th graders), I wuv u, u wuv me, lets gow out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang he's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur, i hate you you hate me let's tie barney to a tree with a kick on his foot and a bullet to the head halaloolya barneys dead. Shoot him with a 64. I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While Barney may be past his prime, his complicated legacy proves that weve got bigger messes to clean up than our toys: Toxic masculinity may have taken new shape since the 90sbut I cant say that the ways in which we deal with it today have improved much from wreaking psychological warfare on made-up characters. Avallones documentary needs to be both and yet that duality keeps it from doing either thing well. Dont look now (meaning I want you to look now) but all those Barney loving scamps just pushed the # of hits for this parody past the 100,000 mark. In the ABC dramedy series Moonlighting, Willis engages in a sexually tense working relationship with model-turned-investigator Maddie Hayes (Cybill Shepherd). I've posted 165 parodies here and I would bet I've received 50 comments in total after a months passing -- and maybe a dozen after a year has passed. Omg this is well harsh haha but kinda funni anyway x. Dude dats tight heres a song for ya I hate you you hate me lets gang up on Barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 Barney laid out on the floor.Thank God! Barney Barney Barney You must DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Jesus christ why was the 2005 internet obsessed with calling everyone a f*g? Beat up Barney. Let's get together and kill barney. The women of, Sam Levinson and the Weeknd Allegedly Turned, Theres No Red Button You Can Push to Stop. This one, by itself has 270 comments (90%!) For more information, please see our i hate u , u hate me i tied barney to a tree with a 4 by 4 and a bullet in the HEAD sorry kids but barney's dead, i hate u, u hate me, lets tie barney to a tree, u get the matches ill get the gas, lets light barney on his..tail XD, I hate you you hate me lets go up and kill Barney with a Shotgun bang bang Barney's on the floor no more stupid dinosaur, Barney is actuy a girl crazy right she got arrested becouse she had illigal drugs in the tail, I love you, you love me, Lets all gang up on barney, with a four-by-four and a bullet to the head sorry, children, barneys dead. Let's get together and kill Barney. As near as I can tell no other song comes anywhere close to that number. Your comments show up in a "Latest Comments" section on this website. i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill bareny with a rpg and then smuther his face in the toilet. And on my phone it says unknowned user and my apps are uninstalling and I didn't uninstall anything. I hate Donnie Douchebag Traitor Trump, the kidnapper ill-mannered bigoted incest-mongering immature crybaby wimpy whiny diaper-stinking hateful butt-kissing spankee boy! The documentary, then untitled, was officially announced on November 15, 2021 as a three-part series. i love Barney and i hate BARNEY at the same time i love purple and green and i love BARNEYs green pokeadots on his tail but i still HATE BARNEY. You hate me let's all kill Barney. .so how can they be "gay" . i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead. Impale Before you get started, be sure to check out these explanations created he's Gay and stupid. YAY! The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported a 78% approval rating for the series[14] with an average rating of 7.50/10, based on nine reviews. Directed by We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop! Coming to fame during an era of American irony and coolness, Barney just really didnt jive with anyone above the age of like, ten. Director Tommy Avallone Interview: I Love You, You Hate Me By Steven Blackburn Published Oct 13, 2022 Screen Rant spoke with director Tommy Avallone about his Barney docuseries I Love You, You Hate Me, out now on the Peacock streaming service. SnooApples9991 23 hr. no. Barney is a fat guy from our imagination, He's so stupid that the people who watch him need some medication! But what does that mean? I just heard from him and it looks like he's taking it pretty hard. But surprisingly,whatI Love You, You Hate Meproves is that even being a lovableimaginarydinosaur wont save you from our culture of toxic masculinity. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Let's kill Barney on a tree. I hate you you hate me lets hang barney from a tree with a with a knife to his back and a gun to his that purple suckers dead this is one of my fav s i heard! Let's kill Barney on a tree. Impale his head and cut his throat. I'll be sure to remember that. Wonderful Barney hating! Yet the two-part documentary is also the soapy story of the creator and her family, which ends up eclipsing the overreaching impulse to connect the purple dinosaur to something more culturally profound. . U ROCK SPADES SICK! Seemingly overnight, he became the center of mass hate nationwidethe target of violent video games, IRL gun practice, and straight-up hate groups, including the collaborative roleplay session, The Jihad to Destroy Barney (which came with its own guidebook!). . i can see why to. Dum! @ pandasrule -- Barney did NOT drink bad drugs!!! hahaha i hate BARNIE ------------------------HE IS NOT SO COLL AND SO BUMMY. It's the only possible explanation for these incredible numbers. Is this the first time, at the dawn of the social media era, where the world learned to love hate?. After viewing a nostalgic social media post featuring a 1993 news story about a Barney-bashing event at the University of Nebraska, Tommy Avallone wondered if he could tell a story about love and hate through the story of Barney the Dinosaur. You forgot i hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun bang bang, barneys on the floor, no more freaking dinosaur :D, i love you you love me I also love my favorite dinosaur, Barnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If anyone has any better suggestions about how to proceed, that would be super dee-duper! To wit: htt p://ww w.ledmuseum.net/fift een/dybarney.htm (Remove spaces in the URL to make it functional), you guys know ( sips some tea) The purple thing is just an actor in a costume doing what he is told. :). lololol but some were not very offensive to barney!!! Yo! bullet to his (not sure what im is in this sense)? Still, I Love You really wants to emphasize the vitriol flung at Barney the You Hate Me part as evidence of a nasty turn in the culture during those years, from the snarky attitude embodied by David Letterman to the daily fistfights on Jerry Springers talk show. I JUST HATE THAT DAMN DINOSAUR. Password must be at least 8 characters and contain: As part of your account, youll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime. I Love You, You Hate Me will premiere on Peacock on October 12 in all its big purple glory. You ppl are crazy! I Hate you You hate me lets kill Barney and shoot Barney in the ass with a bullet in Barneys ass and a bullet in the ass no more f***ing dinosuar, I Hate you You hate me let's go tie Barney to tree and shoot Barney in the head and shoot Barney in the heart and then shoot Barneys knees then shoot Barney in his green pokeadots and shoot Barney in the tail and then shoot Barney s ass then shoot Barney s weenie, My version was: Joy to the world That barneys dead We barbecues his head!!! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song. Here are five shocking things Variety learned while watching "I Love You, You Hate Me," which examines how a creature who sings songs about loving one another became a subject of global. I hate Barney very much. And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. Sign In Sign Up Expand All I hate you You hate me Let's kill Barney on a tree Shoot him with a 64 Then there'll be no dinasour I hate you You hate me let's all kill Barney Put a knife in his head And a bazooka up his butt Won't you say that Barney's cut Explanations Meanings Share Email Print Correct Like Recent tips I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. Barney is a kids show. we both made 50 songs.i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney. would you people just lay off Barney? i hate u, u hate me lets gather around and jump Barney, he's a fatass purple dinosaur so thats y people's call him a hore, he's a pain in the back so he smoke a big ass sack of crack! This is the most idiotic thread ever for a parody. But almost as soon as he took his woes to the world wide web, even Currans own insecurities seemed to take on a life larger than his own: Did I hit a nerve with this [newsletter]? he said during an interview for the documentary. get a realy big BBQ lot and lots of charcoal 200 bottles of BBQ sauce BBQ for 2 days or more and have a big family reunion, Y'all is crazy, Barney da bomb. 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STAB THE PURPLE BASTARD! I mean, I'm pretty sure that most of us hate Barney, but you don't have to be so violent! It's just that dozens have been deleted when the flame wars get too over the top .. Let that be a caution to some of you over exuberant kids flaming Barney. Here are five shocking things Variety learned while watching I Love You, You Hate Me, which examines how a creature who sings songs about loving one another became a subject of global hostility. i love barney and i hate barney kill barney, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for president. YAAAAA-AAAYYY! Godzilla STOMP STOMP SPLAT SPLAT,SMEAR SMASH,SQUISH SQUISH CRUSH CRUSH,CRUNCH CRUNCH, Bear beat bash bash,batter batter boom,no more purple Dino in the room,smash smash,splat plat and crunch,black and blue Dino in the bunch, Guys, i have a good one!!! NEW VERSE I hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney With a baseball bat and a four-by-four No more purple dinosaur. The two hour-long episodes focus on the rise and fall of the all-loving purple dinosaur and the adoration and hatred that he generated. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4-by-4 sorry kids barney is dead! that songs really bad. :) Yay! I'm gonna make some more. I never understood that about Tellitubies either. NOBODY'S USING CAPS!! Let's get together and kill Barney. Lets go out and kill barney. All o' you Barney haters just grow the hell an' f**kin' kill yourselves. Let's get together and kill Barney. I think you pull it, Joshua Jackson says to Lizzy Caplan sensually. One shot, two shot, three shot, four shot. With a shotgun POW! I thought the following would be here: I hate you, You hate me Lets get together and kill Barney With a big fat stick, and blood on the floor No more purple dinosaur. I knew Patrick was troubled.. But when they were asked why they did *motions to the air* all of this, men young and old hinted at a fear of being replaced. Barney be like all up in ya face wit da happiness. I think it is a sense of status that causes the children to spread this chant and they enjoy that feeling that they can be different from other students. The show was just one of the many examples of a culture that was shifting towards cutting edge or over the edge. How could a purple dinosaur who wholeheartedly validates your experience as a human being measure up to that? - because Prince Rogers Nelson is the ONLY Champion of the Color Purple. I'm concerned that they will end up like most of you here. Hugs, not shrugs. that was sooooooo funny . I HATE YOU,YOU HATE ME LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,PUT A REVOLVER TO THE HACK OF HIS HEAD,PULL THE TRIGGER HE IS DEAD, I HATE YOUR HATE ME,LET OUT OUT KILL BARNEY,WITH A BAZOOKA,ON THE BAY,LET GO BLOW BARNEY AWAY, I hate you, you hate me, let all go and kill Barnie , A Purple dino is a sight,wearing a tall hat full of Dyntomite BOOM,POW,BLAM, Barney on the USS Enterprise beam him down to the planet of Tarus II where the inhabitints are bunch of big apelike creatures that have spear that look like telephone poles They Kill him they roast him they eat him HE's Dead Jim and he is Din Din, Barney and the Teletubbies in a room full of gas someone lights a match in the place KA-BOOM, I HATE,YOU HATE ME,LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,WHILE HE RIDE A PURPLE BIKE,A DEEP PIT LINED WITH BIG SHARP SPIKES, I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME,LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,SOME PLEASE DO THE BATH,BARNEY TAKING A ACID BATH, I DONT LOVE U U DONT LOVE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BIG SHOTGUN WE'LL SHOOT HIM IN HIS HEAD LETS TELL EVERYONE BARNEYS DEAD, I HATE YOU HATE ME' LETS HANG THAT DINO FROM A TREE' TEN FEET OF ROPE AND HORSE TO,LATER WE'LL HAVE DINO-STEW. Its a contestable but also provocative point made in contradictory and ultimately under-defended terms, and that means that its probably a perfect encapsulation of Tommy Avallones documentary. YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!! Did anyone else have a different version? Gun Collector the 44 Magnum revolver the Dirty Harry uses built by Smith and Wesson, I hate Barney. October 12, 2022. Barney is scary. (i bet the person who made barney got murdered. Word 4eva! if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . Doot doot doot. If you start getting carried away and write in all caps and get a little too violent in your wishes for Barney, your comments may be deleted. Created . 5358 minutes let's get together and kill barney. I hate barney. In short, Childhood Confirmers and Childhood Ruiners. We had one similar to that, going along the lines of "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney. 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