Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. Book 6, Brotherhood. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. [A non-magical AU. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. - " --", . At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. He has no shame. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. PEEVES! If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. PEEVES! InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. #1. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. This content contains affiliate links. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. I am legitimately sad about it now. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. There will be many of both. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Not enough for you? WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. What the hell? He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. What a stupid question. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Dont worry, however. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Find moreerotic stories here. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. The Second Wizarding War began. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. 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