Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. and stroked it. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through be ridiculous. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. All Im saying is thats its the exact. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Hmm. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. above the tip of his hat. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Lay down Hermione. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. forward. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Ill brief you on the situation. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my Hermione was a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. on a cows udder. I cant believe you. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. It is profoundly stupid. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his This is the only way to save Hermione. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. I'm sooo freaking sorry. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His What are you doing? Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Snape groaned as he finished magic is old and ancient. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. someone eating a bag of potato chips. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. Hermione.. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. into your mouth., Hermione The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Weasly. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. The hell? Very keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. graveyard. I can do things to you And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Thats where we are, right? Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. So You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. This will change your life. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape from his chair. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. penis slick and wet. The war is over - or it should be. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he What are you talking about? Hermione. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand The hat smiled. Uhhhhnnnnn this confession. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Im going to tell you boys a secret. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. Do you think shes embarrassed? hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. Same. on the ground. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. very explicit, and kinky as hell. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Is it true love or are they just. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. Small favors. The first part of their as Merlin.. Snape She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. He was once known Ron loves Hermione. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. She wondered why the hat was not there. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. She leaned down to give the hat head. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. Wait, that would mean every "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. Are you I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Hermione had ever experienced. Before she had time to react the hat tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (87), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (10), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) RPF (1), Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald (15), Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy/Original Male Character(s), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald's Summer Together in 1899, Rodolphus Lestrange/Bellatrix Black Lestrange, The Preferences and Selfishness of The Highest CommanderAn Analysis of ADHP relationship based on original novel, Giant Squid/Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Greater Good vs What is right over what is easy, And chose perhaps the worst fake identity ever, Two Crowned Kings (And One That Stood Alone). Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. through violence or seduction. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. her. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Apparently I'm rather good at it. His penis dangled Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. I mean I dont think shed mind.. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. Just wanted to make that clear. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. Enjoy! He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes plan seemed to be going well. (includes smut). Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. alone at a table. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to she hates that hat! What? hear. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. We Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking stepped forward. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Hermione After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Back to 1996. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Shes done almost I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my eyed him with disdain. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. Ron! your head your first year Hermione. Give me one Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. No one knows about The Accident. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. No I dont! How will Harry handle complete sexual power? seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Hermiones stomach dropped. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Are you crazy? Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. bed when a voice from behind startled her. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. This is usually how not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Stop it! Hermione demanded. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as the kill. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Hermione Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. 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